Your cart has main-character energy
Your receipts.
Our punchlines.
Turn everyday spending into a funny, shareable personality card. Upload a receipt. Discover your shopping alter ego. Send it to the group chat.
One free roast a day. No good taste required.
The Cart Roast promise
From checkout to callout
Small purchases. Big personality.
The receipt is real. The cosmic significance? Completely made up.
4 hot sauces. 0 vegetables.
Chaos Chef
“Your fridge has a fire department, but no salad department.”
Your fake horoscope: Mars is in your condiment aisle. Avoid commitment. Buy another hot sauce.
Illustrative roast · Not a real personality test
Bring the evidence.
A grocery receipt, an online order screenshot, or a week of coffee runs. Crop out names, addresses, and payment details before uploading.
Meet your shopping alter ego.
AI turns your purchases into a personality title, a deeply unserious score, and a fake horoscope. Financial advice? Absolutely not.
Let the group chat judge.
Share your profile card to Stories, TikTok, or your favorite group chat. Then challenge a friend to roast their own cart.
Same cart. Different narrator.
Go savage, keep it wholesome, talk like a pirate, or let a nature documentary narrator observe your snack habitat. Extra styles come with the paid pack.
A little treat for your little treats
Start free. Turn up the roast.
Free gets you one roast per day with a small watermark. The paid pack unlocks unlimited roasts, watermark-free cards, and extra narrator styles. Check the available plans below.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
The group chat is waiting
You bought it.
Now own it.
That suspiciously snack-heavy receipt deserves a second life. Make your first personality card for free.
Crop private details before uploading.