About Cart Roast

Cart Roast turns the ordinary stuff you buy into something worth sharing. Upload a receipt or shopping screenshot, and AI gives your cart a personality title, an unserious score, and a fake horoscope.

We believe the best roast is one you can laugh at yourself. This is comedy, not financial advice or a real personality assessment. Keep names, addresses, and payment details out of your uploads—the snacks are all the evidence we need.